namethatghostling:

namethatghostling:

namethatghostling:

not only do i think my gay little headcanons would make the icarly reboot a lot better and more interesting i think the comedic potential is off the charts

first episode revolves around carly sam and freddie who have fallen out of touch over the years reconnecting as adults and carly and sam have a heart to heart where carlys like we were best friends what happened to us :( and sams like i know i know i just. i dont know i guess after all the years of basically being in love with you as kids i just needed some time to figure out my life outside of you

and carly is like wait you were in love with me?? youre gay?????

and sams like yeah?? i was super obvious about it dont tell me you never knew

and the rest of the episode is like carly having a crisis because she was the ONLY ONE who never realized her childhood best friend was gay and in love with her for several years

its fucking gold

carly: i cant believe i never knew sam was a lesbian! am i bad friend? am i bad person?

freddie: calm down. i mean, i didnt even realize until after we broke up and that was only because i asked her if she ever missed us going out and she threw half a club sandwich at my head and said “im gay now, shitbrains”

[laugh track]

carly: (calming down) ok… its just so weird- i always thought i had pretty good, you know, gaydar

freddie: (making a face) no one says gaydar anymore

carly: you know what i mean!

freddie: look it was just one time. maybe you just have a blindspot for her because youve known each other for so long. i mean, how long did it take you to figure out i was bi?

freddie: carly?

carly:

[laugh track]

interior: apartment. carly is laying on the couch looking despondent. spencer comes around the corner and beelines for the kitchen, rummaging around in the fridge.

carly: hey spence

spencer: (distracted) mhm..?

carly: am i homophobic?

spencer: what? no.

spencer: unless you ate the last blueberry yogurt, in which case yes.